Screw or Swim

[whitey]

Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. Dave asks, "John what are you so happy about?"

"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me... tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She says ‘Can I have a ride in your boat?’ I said ‘Sure you can have a ride in my boat.’ So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said ‘Its either screw or swim!’ She couldnt swim, Dave, she couldn’t swim!!"

The next day Dave walks into the bar and sees John sittin at the end of the bar counter with an even bigger smile on his face. Dave asks, "What are you so happy about today John?"

"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blonde came up to me... tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She said ‘Can I have a ride in your boat?’ ‘Sure,’ I say, ‘you can have a ride in my boat.’ So I took her way out, Dave, way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said ‘Its either screw or swim!’ She couldnt swim!!, Dave, she couldnt swim!!!!"

A couple of days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there crying into his beer. Dave asks "John, what are you so sad about?"

"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... tits WAY out to here, Dave, tits WAY out to here. I had more wood than my boat does. She says ‘Can I have a ride in your boat?’ ‘Sure,’ I say, ‘you can have a ride in my boat.’ So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out...much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said ‘Its either screw or swim!!’ She pulled down her pants.... she had a dick, Dave!!! She had a great BIG DICK!!!

"Dave, I CAN'T SWIM!!!"

[Chesney Land]

OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[whitey]

[Chesney Land]

NOW IM NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE OR ANYTHING, BUT.......... I HAVE A SISTER WHO IS OVERWEIGHT DUE TO HEALTH PROBLEMS AND I DONT FIND THAT CARTOON FUNNY AT ALL.

there are some very big beautiful people out there, my sister.

[WAHOONBOX]

NOW IM NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE OR ANYTHING, BUT.......... I HAVE A SISTER WHO IS OVERWEIGHT DUE TO HEALTH PROBLEMS AND I DONT FIND THAT CARTOON FUNNY AT ALL.

there are some very big beautiful people out there, my sister.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS ONE.....PERIOD. I DONB'T SEE WHERE ANYONE BUT YOU MENTIONED YOUR SISTER HERE

AND BESIDES....LOOK AT THE POOR TOWEL RACK IN THE PICTURE

[Chesney Land]

Hey Box................... Yes, no one mentioned my sister. I just didnt like the cartoon . To me it was making a joke about overweight people. I dont find things like that very funny!!!!!!!!!!

I guess Ive seen the struggle my sister has on a daily basis trying to lose the weight and how depressed she gets when she doesnt lose what she wants.

In My Opinion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flatbottom]

blaaaaa good one whitey

he said "come a little closer man". Its chilly out here

[Chesney Land]

Whitey........... Im not jumping on you or anything........Everyone has the right to post whatever they want. it was just my opinion and my opinion only.

[whitey]

Sorry if my post offended you Chesney. It was posted in good fun.

[WAHOONBOX]

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