Rye Bread
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> > Two older guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their
> > usual park bench
> > one morning.
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> > The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and
> > wasn't even short of
> > breath.
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> > The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and
> > asked him what he did
> > to have so much energy.
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> > The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every
> > day. It keeps your
> > energy level high and you'll have great stamina with
> > the ladies."
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> > So, on the way home, 80 year old stops at the bakery. As
> > he was looking
> > around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
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> > He said "Do you have any Rye bread?"
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> > She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it.
> > Would you like some?"
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> > He said, "I want 5 loaves."
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> > She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... by the time you
> > get to the 5th loaf,
> > it'll be hard."
> >
> > He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows
> > about this shit but me."
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