Revised Song Titles..

[La Gringa]

Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Bobby Darin —
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash.

Herman’s Hermits —
Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker .

Ringo Starr —
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees — -
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Roberta Flack—
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash — -
I Can’t See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon—
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores —
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye —
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem—
A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer —
You 20 Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations —
Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba—
Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando —
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy — I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore— It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To.

And Last but NOT least.....

Willie Nelson — On the Commode Again

[Robja]

Nice La Gringa

[Redfish44]

Funny.

[Charlie Wade]

Very good. Already forwarded to a few friends...