Retirement Planning: Advise

[carom]

If you had purchased $1000.00 of
Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.

With Enron,
you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom,
you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of
Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, You would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.

It's called my 401-Keg Plan

[Captain Brian]

I think you are better off getting a better financial advisor...........

[fshsltwtr]

going long bud futures!!

[hamer31]

hahahahahahahahaha that is histerical

[tolbard]

That is some of the best investment advice I have ever recived.

[Caliente]

I like how you think.

[megabite]

What state pays 22 cents per can?

[WAHOONBOX]

HAS LPL FINANCIAL OF WRIGHTSVILLE BEACH SEEN THIS ?