Republicans vs. Democrats

Agitated88 · 10-02-2008, 10:40 AM

I was talking to the young daughter of a friend of mine, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people. Wow - what a worthy goal!' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then, I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house. She thought that over for a few moments because she's only 6, and while her Mom glared at me, she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'

And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Her folks still aren't talking to me.

clt_capt · 10-02-2008, 10:43 AM

All too true

Randy Stinchcomb · 10-02-2008, 11:01 AM

LMAO, Now Thats Funny

floridadeckie · 10-02-2008, 11:27 AM

classic!

fowlscay · 10-02-2008, 11:40 AM

I love it !!!! It is so easy that a 6 year old can figure it out , why can,t her parents and the people who are voting for these guys that attached all this pork to this 475 page bill figure it out . This is why the president should have a line item veto power . We need to stop giving our $ a way to people who will not work for .
Tommy

Big Fish Billy · 10-02-2008, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agitated88

I was talking to the young daughter of a friend of mine, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people. Wow - what a worthy goal!' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then, I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house. She thought that over for a few moments because she's only 6, and while her Mom glared at me, she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'

And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Her folks still aren't talking to me.

I like it.....

flatbottom · 10-02-2008, 07:48 PM

I like that

kid

Proheat · 10-02-2008, 10:44 PM

Smart Kid!!!!

Bert Rodgers · 10-03-2008, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agitated88

I was talking to the young daughter of a friend of mine, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people. Wow - what a worthy goal!' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then, I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house. She thought that over for a few moments because she's only 6, and while her Mom glared at me, she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'

And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Her folks still aren't talking to me.

If only the Republicans in congress and the administration walked the walk.

Bert

Dave Sikorski · 10-03-2008, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bert Rodgers

If only the Republicans in congress and the administration walked the walk.

Bert

You aint kidding.

-D

10-02-2008, 10:40 AM	#1
Agitated88 Crab mustard is good Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Wherever Uncle Sam sends me Posts: 654 Credits: 1,945.3 Boat: Yet to be determined... Home Port: Hoopers Island Best Catch: 125# BFT Occupation: hunt'n down bad guys	Republicans vs. Democrats I was talking to the young daughter of a friend of mine, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?' She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people. Wow - what a worthy goal!' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then, I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house. She thought that over for a few moments because she's only 6, and while her Mom glared at me, she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?' And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.' Her folks still aren't talking to me. __________________ "Tact is for People who aren't Witty enough to be Sarcastic"

10-02-2008, 10:43 AM	#2
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10-02-2008, 11:40 AM	#5
fowlscay Hide- My Wifes Logged On Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 158 Credits: 1,570.3	I love it !!!! It is so easy that a 6 year old can figure it out , why can,t her parents and the people who are voting for these guys that attached all this pork to this 475 page bill figure it out . This is why the president should have a line item veto power . We need to stop giving our $ a way to people who will not work for . Tommy