remembering granny

[Gringo]

My grandmother died in 1975, but her birthday is coming up, and that always causes me to reminisce.

The long walks we used to take to the store on Brunswick Street, the quarters she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds or washing the sidewalk..
Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in
the crown of grandmotherly advice, occurred when I wa s only about 10.

We were sitting in a park having just finished collecting some 40 soda bottles for the deposit money on a beautiful spring day. She told me that one day, I would find a
wonderful woman and start my own family. "And remember always this thing," she said. "Be sure you marry a woman with small hands."
"How come, Grandma?" I asked her.

She answered in her soft voice.. "Makes your dick look bigger."

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it ..

[SeaMent]

I'm crying right now Gringo

[GALAZIO]

lol.....

[Dead Eye]

Thanks for the joke and reminding me to remember Nana. She was the best!!
John

[HOLWACHAGOT]

That one caught me of guard...I think I cracked a rib.
Great stuff Gringo.
Holwachagot

[Wild Life Management]

Oh man, I almost shat myself. Thank god my wife has small hands.

[Moe Fishintime]

I needed that man!!! Thanks Gringo.Haven't heard one that good in a while.

[Double D]

Oh man, I almost shat myself. Thank god my wife has small hands.

I'm glad she does too

[Wild Life Management]

I'm glad she does too

We're talking about small hands, not tweezers.