Relationship Tips - My Perspective

[Sea Draggin]

Tip 1: If your girl says this..."I'm really glad you decided to stick around this weekend."

Then, you need to get your stuff together and get the hell out there as quickly as possible.

Because this is what she is really saying...."I've got your ass now and we are going to do what I want to do, because you have nothing better to do. And you'll do it because you love me. Don't worry about sex, because your going to be too tired from doing everything I want you to and listening to me ***** about what and how you are doing it."

See, much easier to just head out when you hear that phrase. Then you only have to listen to five minutes of bitching for not being home. Don't worry about it, you weren't going to get any anyway, so at least your rested.


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Tip 2: Do not talk about the day you will take her two year old hunting.

You see: A young mans right of passage into adulthood.

She see's: A two year old (her baby) dressed as Rambo, shooting deer with an AK.

Just wait until he is old enough before bringing it up and don't ask permission.

[Joey Herring]

WORDS OF WISDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WORDS OF WISDOM!!!!!!!!!

[clt_capt]

Sounds familiar... Very true

[La Gringa]

where do you guys find these women????

my advice to the women (who will probably never see this and the ones that will probably already 'get' it).... if your man 'sticks around for the weekend' see to it that he's glad he did and maybe he'll do it more often..!!!! doesn't mean you can't get a few things done - but there's a better way to go about it..!!!

[Ponce]

I guess this could be tip #3, this came from a guy I used to work with.

He said that anytime he wanted a toy for himself he had to double the price. Because in order for him to get it, he had to buy the wife something of equal or greater value.

[Fritz]

Tip #4:

Throw away the sat phone, so when you are in the deep having a great day they can't ruin it for you by calling and telling you about the great deal they just got on the new dining room set for paying cash at the one day sale.

[Robja]

where do you guys find these women????

my advice to the women (who will probably never see this and the ones that will probably already 'get' it).... if your man 'sticks around for the weekend' see to it that he's glad he did and maybe he'll do it more often..!!!! doesn't mean you can't get a few things done - but there's a better way to go about it..!!!

Sounds like you are using sex as a bargining tool. Now I know how you get Gringo to build you all this computer furniture.

[Reel Fanatic]

La Gringa-

You and my wife need to have lunch sometime...

[2dogs1949]

Mine bitches about cooking. Then I reminded her there are 21 meals in a week and she cooks 4 of them.

[gottaflylee]

Tip # 5...
When she says no...that means yes...when she says yes, you best NOT go...
I think this is in part why I am single...
Ya, single but very happy....