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Guys, if you say these you may not get a dateAnnnd if you do use them I can ONLY imagine what kind of girl you would end up with.
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in
them.
6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is
only a light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I may not be Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he
went into this cheap motel room.
11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep
until the afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
13) Your face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
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