These were actual newspaper ads
8 years old. Hateful little
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap
tall fences in a single bound.
Looks like a rat . Been out a
while.Better be a big reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
California grown - 89 cents lb.
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
Worn once by mistake . Call
Complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer. No longer
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