Real ADs...

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These were actual newspaper ads

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 years old. Hateful little

bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky

neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES..

Mother, AKC German Shepherd.

Father, Super Dog...able to leap

tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.

Looks like a rat . Been out a

while.Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK

$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES

California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.

Worn once by mistake . Call

Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:

Complete set of Encyclopedia

Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.

$1,000 or best offer. No longer

needed, got married last month.

Wife knows everything.

The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population


Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

[austin ensor]

thats great!!

[shoefish]

Dude I have tears running down my face right now...that "Cows, Calves for sale" one killed me. Thanks for posting this up dude.