Rate R Jokes For Monday

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The most common sexual position in married couples today is Doggy Style. Husband sits & begs 4 it & the wife rolls over & plays dead.

The Sex Professor asks: "Do u know what ur A-hole is doing while ur having an orgasm?" Woman replies, "Probably deer hunting w/ his friends"

Quote of the day: Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on ur cousin. Sure it tastes the same but it ain't right!

A man comes home & shouts "Honey pack ur bags I hit the Lottery!!" She says "OMG what should I pack?" He says "Everything..GET THE F...... OUT !