I can give you a pointer or two.
1) Dont let your girlfriend drag you anywhere you don't want to go, especially if you know you are going to hate it. Stand up now before she has you buying a lap dog and walking it for her on a little pink leash.
2) Never go to any big concert filled with hairy smelly hippies...unless of course you are a hairy smelly hippie yourself. Buy her the CD if she likes the music that much. Why would you want to put yourself in the middle of a sea of hippies and pechulie oil.
3) Take your chick out to a nice clean dinner the night before she goes, tell her to have fun and let one of the other sucker boyfriends take the torch who havent found a sack of their own yet to put the RV on their credit card and take all the girls away.
4) While they are at this hairy hippie concert in Tennesse call some of your boys up and go fishing or hunting.
Thats the best I can do for you bro. Sounds like you are headed for disaster. Save yourself before its too late and get a plan B going real fast.
