Rabbi

[Reefraft]

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit
the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to
the Rabbi and said "I notice you buy a lot of candles.
What do you do with the candle drippings?"

"Good question", noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to
the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of
Candles.

"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer.

However one he went, in his obnoxious way "You purchase a lot of biscuits,
what do you do with all the crumbs?"

"Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them
back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box
of holy biscuits."

"I see!" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi", he went on, "What do you do with
all the foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

"Here, too, we do not waste", answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up
all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office,

and about once a year,,,they send us a complete dick."






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[flatbottom]

and they send complete lawyers when supply demands dwindle after tax season

[Storm]

I've been dealing with an IRS tax audit for the past 1-1/2 years, so I sympathize w/ the poor ol' Rabbi.