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    Talking Proof that Blondes are NOT dumb...

    There seems to be quite a bit of "drama" going around sf.com lately...hopefully this lil story will change the mood a lil bit...enjoy!!!
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    Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive Double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them yet.

    Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.
    So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year... namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
    Helllooooo'? (I told him). 'It's been a year'!

    There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate a blonde.

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    thats funny man!! what a lifter!! lol

    thanks.. and give the dog a treat for me!

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    I can see it's dangerous for you, but if the government trusts me, maybe you could. Agitated88's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by sportfishingusa View Post
    thats funny man!! what a lifter!! lol
    thanks.. and give the dog a treat for me!
    Heck, fishergirl spoils him enough as it is, now you want me to give him treats too??? Ok, I'll do it, but he's gotta earn it.

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    SIT!!!

    Now give him a treat. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by sportfishingusa View Post
    SIT!!!

    Now give him a treat. lol
    Shutup! Give him a treat

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    I can see it's dangerous for you, but if the government trusts me, maybe you could. Agitated88's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by sportfishingusa View Post
    SIT!!!
    Now give him a treat. lol
    Too easy...he's conditioned to that one already...if he even thinks I'm looking at him he sits instantly...I'm working on "stay"...not as easy as sit, but he's getting it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agitated88 View Post
    Too easy...he's conditioned to that one already...if he even thinks I'm looking at him he sits instantly...I'm working on "stay"...not as easy as sit, but he's getting it.
    Put the treat on the floor after he sits. Tell him to stay. Stand near the treat so you can grab it if he breaks. then release him.

    The stay time will get better quickly...

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    Quote Originally Posted by clt_capt View Post
    Put the treat on the floor after he sits. Tell him to stay. Stand near the treat so you can grab it if he breaks. then release him.
    The stay time will get better quickly...
    Thanks...I'll try that tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agitated88 View Post
    There seems to be quite a bit of "drama" going around sf.com lately...hopefully this lil story will change the mood a lil bit...enjoy!!!
    ***************************************************

    Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive Double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them yet.

    Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.
    So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year... namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
    Helllooooo'? (I told him). 'It's been a year'!

    There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate a blonde.

    I have blonde moments man I hope they never get that bad lol

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    I can see it's dangerous for you, but if the government trusts me, maybe you could. Agitated88's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyLady View Post
    I have blonde moments man I hope they never get that bad lol
    I'm pretty sure this doesn't apply to you Mary.

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