Proof that Blondes are NOT dumb...

[LuckyLady]

I'm pretty sure this doesn't apply to you Mary.

Not the window forefront but the blonde and mary moments do apply and exist

[Agitated88]

Not the window forefront but the blonde and mary moments do apply and exist

Gotcha...

[esangler]

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."

Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry. We can fly just fine on two engines."

An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry. We still have one engine left."

A young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"

[tolbard]

There seems to be quite a bit of "drama" going around sf.com lately...hopefully this lil story will change the mood a lil bit...enjoy!!!
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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive Double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them yet.

Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.
So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year... namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo'? (I told him). 'It's been a year'!

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate a blonde.

I'm pretty sure that I sold her cousin a furnace.