A promise kept

[Twotems]

Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought
his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on
the Patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started
Talking to him....
"Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me?
I bought it with the insurance money!"
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then
Said
"Herman , remember that car you promised me? Well, I also
bought it With the insurance money!"
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in
the Ashes she said,
"Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? I bought it, too, with the
insurance money!"
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said,
"Herman, remember that blow-job I promised you?" Here it comes.....

[Baywolf]

OHHH MAN just like a woman!

[AquaholicFishing]

That's classic!!!!

[flatbottom]

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[matey8941]

hahaha

[Chesney Land]

this is so funny. i tried real hard not to laugh due to my stitches in my neck. thanks guys this is the best ive heard lately.