when he comes across a young boy playing with something by the side of the road.The preist asks,"What have you got there?"to which the boy replies,"a bottle of battery acid."Appalled, the preist tries to convince the boy to give him the acid.The boy looks shrewdly at the preist and asks "What will you give me for it?"To which the preist replies"I'll give you a vial of holy water."The boy pauses for a second and then asks why.The preist responds,"I once poured holy water on a woman's belly and she passed a baby." Without hesitation the boy replies,"That's nothing.I once poured battery acid on a cat's ass and it passed a Yamaha!"