The Preacher !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cardinal Joe]

A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that
will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation,.....no one
wan ted him to leave.

Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and
proclaims,.... "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new
Cadi llac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their
children!"

The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds. Sam Brown, a successful
entrepr eneur and investor, stands and says, "If the Preacher will stay on
here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to
guarantee the college education of all his children!"

More sighs and loud applause, Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with
a smile, "If the Preacher stays, .... I will give him sex!"

There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks her, "Mrs.. Jones,
whatever possessed you to say that?"

Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead
with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side, while his
wife replies, "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he
said, ......"Screw the Preacher!"

Isn't senility wonderful?

Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my
mouth


Hmmm... As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve!

[flatbottom]

blaaaaaaaaaaaa

good one cardinal joe

[ejstenger]

Good one!!