Its true...Reel World catches Rockfish with no hook! You too can learn how to do this in this "simple" 3 step process" that has become a regular practice in "fishing for Rockfish with no hook".
Step #1. Gather 2 sticks of dynamite and tape them together using only (#44-abo-1211) contractors electrical tape. No other tape will suffice. Do not try to preform this function with an imitation tape. They tend to react with the dynamite.
Step #2. Using the same tape, firmly strap a railroad spike to the two sticks of dynamite that you have prepared from step #1. The second part of step #2 is to intertwine the two fuses so that they coil all the way to the top. It is VITAL that the fuses are at least a minimum lenght of 12 inches long. This is where the term LONGLINE comes from! For the third part of step #2 you must return to step #1, both sticks must be of the same length. If not please return to step #1 and begin the process again paying strict attention to step#2 before starting step#1. Once you have completed step #2 and referred back to step #1 for accuracy, you may proceed to the fourth part of step #2
This may get a little tricky so its best to have a very highly qualified explosive expert close by to assist you! Mark on each side of the dynamite " For Rockfish only". This is very important as it keeps other fish away from impending doom, I mean BOOM. You may now proceed to step #3.
Step #3. Hold the "Catching Rockfish with no hook device" at arms length away from your face. With your free arm take a BIC lighter and strike the flint causing a spark that will ignite the stored at high pressure propane causing a flame. Part two of step #3 is to make contact between the fuse and the flame from the BIC lighter witch should now be releasing its stored contents of highly flammable propane. It is now mixing with the oxygen in the direct vicinity of the gas expulsion that the heat source created by the spark from the flint that you should have created earlier in step #3 part one. To have the correct flame you need three things '"oxygen, heat and a substance" all three are supplied in the easy to open storage bag located just below the supplemental instructions pamphlet. Which is located on the right or left side of packaged material direct from the factory that was placed there by underpaid workers. Once you have located these simple to follow instructions, simply refer back to step #1. After you have completed your check off safety package, ignite the fuse that you prepared in Step #2 part #2.
Step #3A. Once the fuse has ignited and sparks are coming from the end (remember that the sparks must be coming from the end) simply release the "Fishing With No Hook Device" into the water, and motor a safe distance away. For safe distance away...Refer to page #3,456-a1 of your new device handbook. There will be a reaction between the heat source and the unstable dynamite under the surface of the water.
We here at the Makers of the new "Fishing With No Hook Device" take no responsibilty for damages occured while using or attempting to use our products. They have not been tested or proven for accuracy. However following all the above instructions has yielded several large Rockfish to desperate fishermen in your local area. Please refer to our Declarations page for disclaimers.
Thank you for purchasing our product and happy fishing!
If you have made it to the end of this instructional page please PM me for a chance to fish aboard the KEY-LIME-PIE
Tom
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Nice wording....t...are you the author.
(cute kid by the way)
it LOL as far as strippers go I agree Tom can have all the big ones