POOR GUY

[Proheat]

She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love
to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me
- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"

And he replied:
"Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened"

"Fine, go ahead ", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

And he began:
"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady
here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless
that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she
was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.

She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my
compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for
you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll
put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she
was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I

threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the
designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear
because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear
that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I
don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you
don't wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought
at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a
pair like them.."

He took a quick breath and continued:
"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked
her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said
'"Please........do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'

[Stripersniper]

Thats a great one Barry. Thanks for the early morning laugh.

[Davedowneast]

I've got one of those.

[flatbottom]

nice !!!

ONE

[KEY-LIME-PIE]

Thats worth a good chuckel.


Tom