Political Fishing Lures- Add yours

[Reel Fanatic]

The Barney Frank Chugger: It's an ineffective, fat, noisy trolling lure that blows smoke and only tries to hook young male fish in the arse. Prefers to be rigged with a horse ballyhoo behind it with the beak still attached.

The Barrack Obama Trolling Plug: Be very careful with this lure because your catch rate will take a dive! It is a completely ineffective, over-hyped lure that cannot catch anything on it's own. It swings wildly from side to side in the spread trying to take the fish from other lures causing a huge entanglement that ends up looking somewhat like a mangled safety net.

The Pelosi Plunger: Careful...this lure is a real *****. Only use this lure in tough tournament situations where you are out-classed and out-qualified by your competition. The Pelosi Plunger has an unusually small head with an extraordinarily large mouth for creating non-sensical turbulence. This lure has the unique ability to steal the fish from one angler and give it to others..."others" usually being yourself. If you encounter another angler pulling the Pelosi in a tournament, either head for the docks or sink the vessel when no one else is looking. Reporting it's use to the weigh master may not help in some instances. It really depends on who the tournament officials are.

The Harry Reed Speedster: This is the smallest, quietest trolling lure on the market. It moves virtually undetected through the water and effectively evades catching anything. If you encounter a vessel dragging a Pelosi, deploy the Reed Speedster to counteract the competing vessel's unfair advantage. The Reed Speedster has the tendancy to distract the Pelosi causing it to miss fish. The two lures frequently entangle with each other as they compete for dominance in the spread.

[clt_capt]

The Ted Kennedy Deep Diver - best for casting from a bridge

[Reel Fanatic]

The Chuck You! Schumer Bomb: Although technically not a lure, this fishing device is highly effective at eliminating the competition. Inspired by years of mob influence, the Schumer "trolling device" seeks out the competition and destroys it. Armed with small incendiary charges, the Schumer can mutilate your competition's catch rendering it illegal or, if your boat handling abilities are lacking, just drag it close to your competition and hit the self destruct radio switch to sink your competition completely.

[Dave Sikorski]

The GW Bush

This bait will bring the fish to the spread at the beginning and put a few in the boat. About halfway through the day it will become basically ineffective by swimming down the middle and letting the lures on the right get mauled by the sharks. At the end of the day it will have swung to the left and made the size of the spread much much larger then you thought it. Through the last part of the day the hooks of the lure have totally fallen off and it just swims around getting the crap knocked out of it for no reason at all.


-D

[iguana1]

The Larry Craig - Runs best unskirted by day, with skirt by night

[iguana1]

Well played sir

The GW Bush

This bait will bring the fish to the spread at the beginning and put a few in the boat. About halfway through the day it will become basically ineffective by swimming down the middle and letting the lures on the right get mauled by the sharks. At the end of the day it will have swung to the left and made the size of the spread much much larger then you thought it. Through the last part of the day the hooks of the lure have totally fallen off and it just swims around getting the crap knocked out of it for no reason at all.


-D

[iguana1]

Congressional Spreader Bar - Every lure is on the bar is different except in that they all don't do much.

Cabinet Special - It is not known if it works but the good news is you don't have to pay taxes on it.

[neilinov]

The GW Bush

This bait will bring the fish to the spread at the beginning and put a few in the boat. About halfway through the day it will become basically ineffective by swimming down the middle and letting the lures on the right get mauled by the sharks. At the end of the day it will have swung to the left and made the size of the spread much much larger then you thought it. Through the last part of the day the hooks of the lure have totally fallen off and it just swims around getting the crap knocked out of it for no reason at all.


-D

oh i needed that!

[neilinov]

the Joe Biden: Completely rusty old piece of junk that never produced anything and spent it's time taking up space in a spot in your tackle box that could have been easily replaced by something that produces. The only reason you have it in your box to begin with is the nitwit charters from above the bridge kept bringing them down for the last thirty years and dropping them off!

[RCARNEY]

Reel Fanatic has great discriptions, but can anyone around here begin to afford that spread?