Political Fishing Lures- Add yours

[NJPete]

Bill Clinton Cigar Minnow....omg thats a good one..

[Reel Fanatic]

Geithner Express: This is an absolutely awesome lure that can do just about anything but your taxes! This lure is equipped with the latest tournament winning technology such as the "Fudge Factor". This technology allows the Geithner to dump large amounts of "tournament fudge" into the gaping mouth of whatever fish hits it, thereby enhancing your chances of having the heaviest fish at the scales. Winnings in excess of $40K have been reported from this lure in a single tournament.

[budddavid]

Marion Barry Super Phenix This lure has miraculous staying power and is something of an enigma as it rises from the ashes no matter how many times it self-destructs. Can be used as a very effective teaser and commands the attention and loyalty of trash fish. This lure should be deployed by a female member of the crew as historically the "b!tch set him up".

[Big Fish Billy]

Bill Clinton Cigar Minnow....omg thats a good one..

You got to dip it in the fish bucket to make it work though...