The pearly gates

[Cardinal Joe]

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>A man died and appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you
>ever done anything of particular merit to get in Heaven?" St. Peter asked.
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>"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to
>the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who
>were threatening a young woman. I directed t hem to leave her alone, but
>they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily
>tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped
>out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground."
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>I yelled, "Now, back off, or I'll kick the living sh** out of all of you!"
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>St. Peter was impressed, and asked "When did this happen?"
>
>The man replied "Just a couple of minutes ago."

[ejstenger]

I like it, I like it.

[flatbottom]

on a roll !!!!blaaaaaaa