"PAY TO PLAY" IN NY...

[NY Bearhunter]

IF YOU WANT THE UNDIVIDED ATTENTION OF SENATE DEMOCRATS, HERE IN NY, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PAY FOR IT.

THE SENATE MAJORITY IS OFFERING LABOR LEADERS, SPORTING GROUPS AND OTHER GROUPS TOTAL INSIDER ACCESS, PROVIDED THEY COME UP WITH $50,000 IN CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS. THAT WOULD GIVE THEM ACCESS TO KEY LEGISLATIVE LEADERS AND ALLOW THEM TO OFFER INPUT IN LEGISLATION.

THE "PAY TO PLAY" PRACTICE HAS BEEN WIDELY CRITICIZED BY WATCHDOG GROUPS, AND BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER,WE SHOULD MENTION THE REPUBLICANS, WHEN THEY HELD THE MAJORITY IN THE STATE SENATE, OFFERED THE SAME KIND OF DEAL, FOR $25,000.

I WONDER WHAT YOU WOULD GET IF YOU DOUBLED YOUR "CONTRIBUTION"...

[Big Fish Billy]

We're going to have to fine A-Rod if he keeps walking across the pitchers mound on his way from third to first....what was he thinking?......Wanted to be a pitcher some day?...Kind of tired to walk AAALLLLL the way back to first in the baseline?

[NY Bearhunter]

GOOD OLE' A-ROD, THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH SPACE BETWEEN HIS EARS, I THINK HE IS LOST MOST OF THE TIME, THE STRANGE FACES HE ALWAYS MAKES, HE FORGETS HOW TO SPEAK SOMETIMES, IT HAS TO BE THAT HE IS JUST WORN OUT FROM RUNNING AROUND WITH ALL OF THE WOMEN HE HAS, YOU KNOW THE YANKS LET THAT MAN GO BACK AND FORTH EACH NIGHT ON A JET TO MIA, WHEN THERE HOME, TO SEE HIS WOMEN, THE GUY JUST DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING LEFT WHEN ITS GAME TIME, YOU CAN SEE THE DIFFERENCE WHEN HE IS RESTED BY HIS PLAY ON THE FIELD, THE GUY DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME. LIKE YOU SAID, HE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN LOST ON THE FIELD.

[Big Fish Billy]

GOOD OLE' A-ROD, THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH SPACE BETWEEN HIS EARS, I THINK HE IS LOST MOST OF THE TIME, THE STRANGE FACES HE ALWAYS MAKES, HE FORGETS HOW TO SPEAK SOMETIMES, IT HAS TO BE THAT HE IS JUST WORN OUT FROM RUNNING AROUND WITH ALL OF THE WOMEN HE HAS, YOU KNOW THE YANKS LET THAT MAN GO BACK AND FORTH EACH NIGHT ON A JET TO MIA, WHEN THERE HOME, TO SEE HIS WOMEN, THE GUY JUST DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING LEFT WHEN ITS GAME TIME, YOU CAN SEE THE DIFFERENCE WHEN HE IS RESTED BY HIS PLAY ON THE FIELD, THE GUY DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME. LIKE YOU SAID, HE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN LOST ON THE FIELD.

Well he's pumping up Madonna...he's luckier than us....

[NY Bearhunter]

HEY, DO THINK THE SOX WILL TAKE JOBA, OFF OUR HANDS, HE LOOKED GREAT LAST NIGHT...

IF NOT, WE WILL TAKE SOME BATS OR TOWELS OR SOMETHING


THEY MADE A BIG DEAL OUT OF A-ROD AND THE JOG ACROSS THE MOUND ON LAST NIGHTS GAME...

HOW ABOUT THAT TAKE OUT OF THE CATCHER BY TEX...

A-ROD, DOES MINGLE WITH SOME FINE WOMEN...

I SEE THAT MANNY, IS TAKING A BREAK ON THE DL LIST...


HERES THE PERFECT MATCH... A-ROD AND GOOFY A LOT IN COMMON THERE...