The Pastor's ASS

[Capt_John]

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> The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
> The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
> that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
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> The local paper read:
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> PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that
> he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
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> The next day, the local paper headline read:
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> BISHOP SCRATCHES
> PASTOR'S ASS.
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> This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the
> donkey.
> The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby c onvent.
> The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
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> NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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> The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of
> the donkey,
> so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:
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> NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
> This was too much for the bishop,
> so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey
> and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
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> The next day the ad lines read:
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> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
> The bishop was buried the next day.
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> The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion
> can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.
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> So be yourself and enjoy life.
> Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live
> longer!

[ejstenger]

That's FUNNY.