Only in North Carolina!!...

Capt_John · 06-30-2009, 05:11 AM

Only In North Carolina

A young woman in Swan Quarter was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the harbor. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying.

He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food everyday." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded yes. After all,what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor took her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Ocracoke Ferry."

Glenn W · 06-30-2009, 08:17 AM

anthony · 06-30-2009, 10:43 AM

I love it...good one John.

Reel Fanatic · 07-01-2009, 09:08 AM

Which ferry? The Cedar Island or the Swan Quarter?

Does she like mayo or mustard on her ham sammiches?

clt_capt · 07-01-2009, 09:22 AM

- Nice one

Reel life · 07-01-2009, 10:41 PM

I bet I know who the sailor is

seapower · 07-02-2009, 04:43 PM

I think I know who she is.

Frank

HOLWACHAGOT · 07-04-2009, 07:34 PM

Huggin Filarious!

Holwachagot

07-01-2009, 09:08 AM	#4
Reel Fanatic Crab mustard is good Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 711 Credits: 2,535.2 Boat: Grady White 25 Trophy that sits on the hill Home Port: Emerald Isle, NC Best Catch: My lovely wife Occupation: Dental equipment sales and repair	Which ferry? The Cedar Island or the Swan Quarter? Does she like mayo or mustard on her ham sammiches? Last edited by Reel Fanatic; 07-01-2009 at 09:10 AM.

07-04-2009, 07:34 PM	#8
HOLWACHAGOT DON'T BE A BASSHOLE! Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 4,492 Credits: 5,692.4 Boat: REEL WAKE	Huggin Filarious! Holwachagot __________________

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06-30-2009, 08:17 AM	#2
Glenn W Motor Mouth Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Richmond, Va Posts: 4,025 Credits: 3,398.4 Occupation: Moonbat

06-30-2009, 10:43 AM	#3
anthony I think Admin is going to let me have this space Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: God's Country...Eastern Shore Posts: 1,789 Credits: 2,005.9	I love it...good one John.

07-01-2009, 09:22 AM	#5
clt_capt If Ignorance is bliss, Why aren't more people happy? Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Raleigh, MHC Posts: 5,943 Credits: 8,625.9 Boat: Luhrs 36 Home Port: MHC Occupation: Supporting my Tackle habit	- Nice one

07-01-2009, 10:41 PM	#6
Reel life Got fish Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 172 Credits: 1,884.9 Boat: skiff Home Port: swansboro Best Catch: 67 in sail 56 in red drum	I bet I know who the sailor is

07-02-2009, 04:43 PM	#7
seapower I think Admin is going to let me have this space Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Bath,NC Posts: 1,448 Credits: 4,820.5 Boat: 25' DownEaster Home Port: Bath, NC Best Catch: My wife Occupation: marine diesel service owner	I think I know who she is. Frank