One day at Wal-Mart

[fredhead]

As I was retrieving a shopping cart in Wal Mart yesterday, a particularly unkempt, unattractive and mean-spirited woman, who also reeked of body odor, pushed me aside.

Shoving past me, the woman snarled at her kids, almost knocking down another old lady. She grabbed the first cart and swing it around hitting an older man working there as a Wal Mart Greeter.

As she pulled the cart away from the Greeter's groin, in a kind and calming voice the greeter said, while gesturing towards the two children, said to her, "are they twins?"

Glaring at him, she snapped back saying, "no you stupid old fart, this little ******* is 9 and this little slut is 7. Are you so blind that you think they look alike?"

"No," replied the Greeter calmly, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

[jdderosier]

Thats good to go.

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[SheLuvs2Fish]

Too Funny!





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[flatbottom]

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