OMG!!! THIS ONE IS FUNNY!!

[sea scape]

THE WHYS OF MEN:
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE
ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)


4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

YOUR LAUGHING, AREN'T YOU


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5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MAN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT
DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

> > > .......... COME ON GUYS, WE LAUGH AT YOUR BLOND JOKES!

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)


REMEMBER, if you haven't got a smile on your face
and laughter in your heart.....
Then your just an old sour fart......
Hope you had a good laugh

[johnseafood]

I'm glad we got someone like you on the site to put a smile on everyones face. Still don't know where you come up with this stuff but keep it coming.

[jdderosier]

Your bad Sufergirl, thats a good thing.

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[Proheat]

SG- It seems like you are back into your good spirits- Welcome Back!

Keep em comming!

[flatbottom]

now that was funny SG //vapor lock zzzzzzzzzz

[sea scape]

now that was funny SG //vapor lock zzzzzzzzzz

I know the vapor lock thing had me laughing so hard I was crying.. That is funny stuff ...

[Deep C]

Haaaayyyy! We don't forget to put the seat down. YOU FORGET TO PUT IT UP!

[Proheat]

Haaaayyyy! We don't forget to put the seat down. YOU FORGET TO PUT IT UP!

Paul- I've got to remember that one the next time my wife complains!

[KEY-LIME-PIE]

SURFER.....IF YOU WANT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN......PUT IT DOWN! AND WHEN YOUR DONE... PLEASE PUT IT BACK UP....THANK YOU! TOM

[sea scape]

Well, guys I do put it back up when I am using my kids bathroom.. but MY toilet seat better ALWAYS be down and there better not be one drop of wetness on it whatsoever...