Older Women

[Cardinal Joe]

Subject: Fw: Older Women





When I had been married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and

said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept

on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to

sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde."

He continued, "Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma

screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me

that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She took a sip of her tea, then

immediately told me to go out and find myself a hot 25-year-old blonde,

and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap

apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a

10-inch black & white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life

crisis...

[ejstenger]

Told my wife at forty that i thought about trading her in for two twenties. Her response was that I wasn't wired for two twenty.