The OLD COW..

[sea scape]

Hillary Clinton and her driver are crusing along a old country road when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car.The driver tries to avoid it but couldn't,the aged bovine was killed.
Hillary tells the driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what has happened.She stays in the car making calls to lobbyist.An hour later the driver staggers back to the car clothes in disarray and lipstick on his face.He has an expensive bottle of whiskey in one hand and a cuban cigar in the other,with a huge smile on his face."What happened to you,"asked Hillary
Well the driver replied the father gave me a cigar,the wife gave me a bottle of whiskey and the farmers beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!"My God,what did you tell them?"asked Hillary.The driver replied,I just stepped inside the door and said I'm Hillary Clintons driver and I've just killed the old cow!The rest happen so fast,I couldn't stop it!!

[outlaw]

Good one I have a pic of her being a cow

[matey8941]

hahaha thats funny

[matey8941]

keep em coming surf

[Deep C]

Not all cows are like her... some are way cool!

[matey8941]

nice deep

[Deep C]

Never mess with Deeps Cows...

[Stripersniper]

Surf, it's great to see you back posting the funnies again. Thanks for the laugh.