Okay Guys and Gals I have a very Important Question

[WAHOONBOX]

GEEZUS H.,....NEVER EVER TELL ME THAT I WRITE WEIRD SHIT ON HERE..............

[snakeeyes]

NOW LETS ALL SIT BACK AND THINK ABOUT THIS, AFTER 44 YEARS IVE DONE SOME SERIOUS THINKING ABOUT THIS TOPIC, SEAT UP, SEAT DOWN, WHAT EVER HAPPEN TO THE LID, MY HOUSE, PUT THEM BOTH BACK DOWN, THIS WAY YOUR TOOTHBRUSH DOSN'T FALL IN SO OFTEN...

[Karl Sr.]

I leave it as I used it. Why should I do otherwise??? I used to live with 3 females and it pissed me off that they always left it down!

[BTH284]

I live by myself and totally agree with you Snake. Sometimes have to keep the phone near me while in the shower waiting on a phone call. Have lost 2 phones in the toilet water after they fell of the shelf. So it's always closed after the "business" has been done.
Also keeps the Lab from drinking too. He's lazy and his bed is closer to the toilet than his water dish. Almost busted my butt many times on wet hardwood in the middle of the night. Seems the last few slurps end up on the floor instead of his belly.

[Deep C]

It could be an allergic reaction to toilet paper, alot of women get it. They wipe and their asses get all swolled up What else can it be?

I wonder if they'd get the same reaction if they used tp on their breasticles...

[BrothaBob]

I grew up in a house with 4 men and 1 woman. My poor mother fell in on more than one occasion.

I now live with two women....trust me.....its better to do it their way.....it aint that big of deal....

*** Funny side note.......about a month ago, my father used the facilities at our place down in Cape May. About five minutes later, my six year is inside SCREAMING and CRYING......SHE FELL IN!!!!! She wasn't hurt, just really embarassed......It is really hard not laughing but I didn't want to hurt her feelings anymore.....I should have given her a cup of water and told her to pour it in Pop Pop's lap.......A wet seat for a wet seat I say.......


It was still really funny....lol

[Fish Tale Charters]

Snakeeyes, I can't stand starting my day dropping my tooth brush in the hopper. DAMN!!

I think women need to be more observent. Take a look before you sit. But, for those situations when its an emergency and my wife forgets I have a RING BOUY w/150ft of line on it hanging next to the JOHN. JUST IN CASE!!

[gaffer]

Philosophy 101 : The little things get you the big things.

My little lady lets me play on the boat as much as I want to ( a very big thing).

I put both down, ring and lid, to keep her out of the well (a very little thing for me, a verrry BIG thing for her).

Calm seas .....

[TheChumStain]

NOW LETS ALL SIT BACK AND THINK ABOUT THIS, AFTER 44 YEARS IVE DONE SOME SERIOUS THINKING ABOUT THIS TOPIC, SEAT UP, SEAT DOWN, WHAT EVER HAPPEN TO THE LID, MY HOUSE, PUT THEM BOTH BACK DOWN, THIS WAY YOUR TOOTHBRUSH DOSN'T FALL IN SO OFTEN...

Where the hell do you get the water to rinse your mouth out a few little dips in the bowl and were good to go? Hell the dog like it cause its cold water so it can't be too bad.

I had the solution for the seat thing but it did lead to gettin kicked out of the house by mom when I was a yungun I thought the his and hers sinks in the main bath were for leaks, we used them that way in the frat house

[TheChumStain]

I wonder if they'd get the same reaction if they used tp on their breasticles...

Yes it does but they also end up around the thigh area charmin keeps the slinky effect to a minimum and they only go to the belly Scott tissue brand buts the cheeks out 9" and the glands down 11" I have researched this for years I'll stay away from the napkin research I have bad memories