Ok lets guess the lyrics

[Capt. Brian Daley]

Put the Bands name to da lyrics
keep it going


Baby, Would you eat that there snack cracker
In your special outfit for me, please?
owwwWEEEEE!!!!!

Yo ye pharoahs, let us walk
Through this barren desert, in search of truth
And some pointy boots, and maybe a few snack crackers.
OWWWW WEEE baby, you make me wanna walk like a camel.
OWWWW WEEE, walk!

Who's in charge here, where's my Captain's wafers?
Don't go around hungry now, the way you eat that oatmeal pie,
Makes me just wanna die, baby, OWWWW
You make me wanna walk like a camel.
OWWWW WEEE, walk!

Say, you don't think there's any way I could get that quarter
From underneath your pointy boot, do ya?
All I want is just one more oatmeal pie.
OWWWW WEEE, Little Debbie, Little Debbie
I'm a comin on home, baby, 'cause you make me wanna walk
Like a camel, OWWWW WEEE

[JMS-ILM]

SCOTS....

[Capt. Brian Daley]

SCOTS....

Bingo

[Capt. Brian Daley]

I'll tell you a story, believe me, it's true.

A tale you best hope never happens to you.

Old Spicy McHaggis, how he met his fate.

You I can save, but for him it's too late.


Spicy was big, burly and strong. His pipes were gigantic,

and so was his schlong!

From city to city, running around,

always looking for chicks over four hundred pounds


One night at the pub, a girl caught his eye,

big as a house, just the right size.

the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt,

Spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt.

The piper delivered his best pick-up line,

thought to himself,

"this beast is all mine" the portly young lady could stand for no more
grabbed his cojones and went for the door

They got to her house and dimmed all the lights
Spicy was in for one hell of a night he said that he loved her,
he'd always be true "But Mr. McHaggis, I've only just met you!!"

By now he saw double through his drunken eyes
neither had looks or appropriate size he came to his sense,
thought to himself, "At this time of night I won't find nothing else" he took off his shirt,
she lifted her skirt, they pulled out his unit and stared to play she asked for a glove,
he gave her a shove, had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day.

One night at the pub a girl caught his eye big as a house,
just the right size the broad was enormous,
stacked to the hilt spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
the piper delivered his best pick-up line thought to himself,
"this beast is all mine" the portly young lady could stand for no more
grabbed his cojones and went for the door

Three packs a day, he'll smoke 'til he dies Spicy McHaggis, one hell of a guy!