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[NY Bearhunter]

THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA IS JOGGING WITH HIS DOG ALONG A NATURE TRAIL, A COYOTE JUMPS OUT, BITES THE GOV. AND ATTACKS THE DOG.

1) THE GOV. STARTS TO INTERVENE, BUT REFLECTS UPON THE MOVIE "BAMBIE" AND HE STOPS, THE COYOTE IS ONLY DOING WHAT IS NATURAL.

2) HE CALLS ANIMAL CONTROL, THEY CAPTURE THE COYOTE AND BILL THE STATE $200 FOR TESTS AND $500 FOR RELOCATING.

3) HE CALLS A VET, THE VET COLLECTS THE GOV'S DEAD DOG AND BILLS THE STATE $200 FOR TESTS.

4) THE GOV. GOES TO THE HOSPITAL AND SPENDS $3,500 GETTING CHECKED FOR DISEASES FROM THE COYOTE AND SOME BANDAGES.

5) THE RUNNING-TRAIL GETS SHUT-DOWN FOR 6 MONTHS WHILE FISH & GAME CONDUCTS A $100,000 SURVEY TO MAKE SURE THE AREA IS FREE OF DANGEROUS ANIMALS.

6) THE GOV. SPENDS $50,000 IN STATE FUNDS IMPLEMENTING A "COYOTE AWARENESS" PROGRAM FOR RESIDENTS OF THE AREA.

7) THE STATE LEGISLATURE SPENDS $2 MILLION TO STUDY HOW TO BETTER TREAT RABIES.

8) THE GOV'S SECURITY AGENT IS FIRED FOR NOT STOPPING THE ATTACK AND FOR LETTING THE GOV. INTERVENE.

9) ADDITIONAL COST TO THE STATE OF $75,000 TO HIRE AND TRAIN A NEW SECURITY AGENT WITH SPECIAL TRAINING ON COYOTES.

10) PETA PROTESTS THE COYOTES RELOCATION AND FILES SUIT AGAINST THE STATE.


ARIZONA:

THE GOV/OF AZ. IS JOGGING WITH HER DOG ALONG A NATURE TRAIL, A COYOTE JUMPS OUT AND ATTACKS HER DOG.

1) THE GOV. SHOOTS THE COYOTE WITH HER STATE-ISSUED PISTOL AND KEEPS JOGGING. THE GOV. SPENT $0.50 ON A .45 ACP HOLLOW POINT.

2) THE BUZZARDS EAT THE DEAD COYOTE.


AND THATS WHY CALIFORNIA IS BROKE...

[seapower]

Couldn't have said it better myself, problem is there's more than one California these day's. Frank

[Big Fish Billy]

Couldn't have said it better myself, problem is there's more than one California these day's. Frank

48 more, unless Obama is right and there's 57 states......