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  1. 01-31-2007 03:06 PM #1
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    NOT FOR LITTLE EYES!!

    Which is worse??????


    Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis after his mistress found the ring in his pants
    pocket and got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep.

    I don't know what's worse:


    1. Having your mistress find out you're married.



    2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.



    3. Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
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    too funny !!!!!!!!! hmmmm i bet after the ring fit around the penis........ he didnt have a mistress anymore !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    why was the mistress going through the pants pockets to begin with???? Seems to me she may have suspected something anyway .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chesney Land View Post
    too funny !!!!!!!!! hmmmm i bet after the ring fit around the penis........ he didnt have a mistress anymore !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    why was the mistress going through the pants pockets to begin with???? Seems to me she may have suspected something anyway .
    she was probably paid for her company,and wanted a bonus.
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