Not Fishing Related-Humor

[Davedowneast]

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

means a smile and

is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:


(_!_) a regular ass



(__!__) a fat ass



(!) a tight ass



(_*_) a sore ass



{_!_} a swishy ass



(_o_) an ass that's been around





(_x_) kiss my ass



(_X_) leave my ass alone



(_zzz_) a tired ass



(_E=mc2_) a smart ass



(_$_) Money coming out of his ass



(_?_) Dumb Ass

[Davedowneast]

Some person or persons have me awake in the middle of the night.

[Chesney Land]

Hey Dave................. where did you come up with these????????????????

[Davedowneast]

Hey Dave................. where did you come up with these????????????????

A friend (yes I have a couple) emailed it to me. The email was way better, but it got sized down when I copied and paste.