Nominations for the SF.com Allstar fishing team

[Numero UNO]

In light of some of the antics that have been brought up lately I though we might better lighten the mode up and nominate the Sf.com allstar fishing team. Here is my list. In no particular order.

First off I would like to say that this team is solely targeting billfish and will be on the tournament circuit in 2008

1. How can you start a list with number 1 and not have #1 gaffman as the first nominee. Lets be serious here folks. #1 GAFFMAN, he has been fishing here for a week and a half and he is the self proclaimed #1 Gaffman. The kid goes to NC for a month and this damn board has basically nominated him to start the morning prayer next season in OI. Lets let him at least catch one billfish without having it commit sucide before we proclaim him the next Zane Grey (more on him later). I can only think of one person who may be a better nominee. That would be the one person who has never lost a fish at the gaff. Does anybody remember who that was?

2. Deep C - Now here is a no brainer. All we need is some hot head screamer seeing 1000lb blue Marlin, 90 lb whites and 500lb makos on every trip. The Cig Butt flicker must have eyes better then Steve Austin to see so many tournament winners. Too bad he has hands of stone and couldn't find a trophy fish at the IGFA Museum. Then again I guess I would miss most of my fish if I were white marlin fishing with marlin bashers, Toilet plungers, tear drops and Chinese Chop sticks, OOOPS I didn't say Chinese did I.

3. Icenbox - I mean wahoonbox - has this fool caught a fish worthy of speaking about in the last 2 years. Well, and actually passed a lie dectector test about it. The headshake honcho is losing it. I heard P.E.T.A wanted to hire him to captain the P.E.T.A tournament circuit boat for next years circuit. No fish is in danger of getting killed with da box in da pit.

4. We need a boat and the obvious choice hear is Chum Stain and Olivia Grace. No Worries on release tournaments next year. They have already decided that they have won it. I think I heard that he just called in 12 white marlin releases for next years WMO. Shark Tournaments - no worries - They have a few stored away already for next year.

5. We need some teaser and stuff - Anybody but SQUIDNATION - Lets be honest folks. Have you read his reports lately. He caught one tuna last week and thinks he is Fred F*CKING ARCHER. Are you serious dude. you need to take up art or something if you think you are gonna sell spreaders buy bragging about 1 tuna. GEEZUS H. THRICE. I say we put POON MAN AND TOURNAMENT CABLE in a collapsible steel cage and see who can sue each other more times. I mean who can unfold himself out of the cage. BTW- Did you guys hear about chuck's new teaser. For a mear $1,450 you can have a white marlin teaser that will make more white water then a 65 bayliss without trolling valves. Wait a minute - why not just turn off the trolling valves, hmmmmmmmm!.

6. I bet we can get some discount discontinued stuff from top lure makers that somehow faded off the face of the earth. We invited Jimmy K but I heard he was a no-show (again). How about THE SHARKJP. We have been waiting for his signature series lures for over two years. How about FICTION LURES BY MO and good ole Todd. Well I guess they come and they MO.......... I mean go.

7. We will need some more noise makers for the offshore party. I thought we could invite that mexican moracca maker turbocranker - but I guess he has been banned.

8. WHERE'S RAYMOND RODES? - we need someone here to bring back some sanity.

Come On folks lets here some more nominees - We still need a marina to dock the boat at. We need some rods. Oh GEEZ don't get me started their. how about some nice reasonable aparral. Not sure I want to spend Forty FU*&ing dollars on a t-shirt.

Post em up and remember folks - we all started fishing to have fun. Somehow many of you have lost that simple notion.

[O-SEA-D]

PLEASE DELETE AND BAN this tard!!!!

[FinRazr]

What's a matter to ckicken shit to post under your original signature?

[gradywhite273]

Oh christ , did Jerry springer let his guests at the computer again ????

[Milton Berle]

Milton Berle signing on guys and gals. Heard we have a good old fashion roast getting ready to happen so they got me out of the grave to have some fun.

Going to read some info on you all and join in soon.

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

[Tuna Meltdown]

Sounds like someone sat on a dildo

[WAHOONBOX]

I AM HONORED

[Honey Hole]

(I think it's kinda funny....) Heck, we're all big boys and have thick skin... right?

I'd like to nominate HOLWACHAGOT... just cuz I like the name.

WANTDEMREDS - You up for it?

[Squidnation]

I nominate Chesney Land as the Boat washer. She won't even need a sponge. just dip them puppies in the bucket she can wash the deck without bending over.

[gradywhite273]

I nominate Chesney Land as the Boat washer. She won't even need a sponge. just dip them puppies in the bucket she can wash the deck without bending over.

Bill , i think i just pee'd myself, let me check, yes i did.