New TV Show

[Deep C]

Out of the corner of my eye I can see the Tv in the next room. I hear a load of bleeping going on and I go watch. The show is "Hell's Kitchen"... For those that havn't seen it, its some famous english chef that cusses and shits all over wanna be candidates who are trying to win a restaurant. Something is familiar about this guy and it gets me thinking...

Why not do a show called "Hell's Cockpit". Sorry wanna be mates could try their hand working with the Deep. I could lose my sugary sweet nature and go off on them, shit on their very souls, call them bad names and get great ratings. Instead of taking their coat and hanging it on a meat hook like the show though the loser each week could be rigged!

We could get famous guest stars like Box to do cameos and have SFC members rate the performances of the wanna be's... Winner would get their very own mates job...

[packowuvs]

Out of the corner of my eye I can see the Tv in the next room. I hear a load of bleeping going on and I go watch. The show is "Hell's Kitchen"... For those that havn't seen it, its some famous english chef that cusses and shits all over wanna be candidates who are trying to win a restaurant. Something is familiar about this guy and it gets me thinking...

Why not do a show called "Hell's Cockpit". Sorry wanna be mates could try their hand working with the Deep. I could lose my sugary sweet nature and go off on them, shit on their very souls, call them bad names and get great ratings. Instead of taking their coat and hanging it on a meat hook like the show though the loser each week could be rigged!

We could get famous guest stars like Box to do cameos and have SFC members rate the performances of the wanna be's... Winner would get their very own mates job...

Well, I am new on here, but if I can get out of the rat race, I will volunteer to be a contestant. Where can I sign up!!

[Double D]

Now you're onto something

I watched it the other night. It's unbelievable what people will do or put up with just to be on TV.

[Deep C]

Hes got two kitchens. I could divide the pit into two halfs and have the teams square off... Side with most fish wins. Of course thats assuming that I inspect the baits and approve them ...

"Come here you... You call that a (bleeepin) bait? The hook is pullin on the belly you (bleeeeep) Its a (bleeeepin) helicopter! Get a grip"
"Yes Deep. Your right Deep. Won't let it happen again Deep!"

"Why should you stay in hells cockpit?"
"Cause I have character Deep. And I don't want you ro rig me..."