Never Argue with a Woman

[Robja]

Never Argue with a Woman

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
Cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,
And begins to read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

[clt_capt]

I think Gringo has his hands full

[Robja]

I think so too.

[Quinn]

It depends on the woman, but most of the time, it's best not to. Unless you are cooler.

[La Gringa]

And he loves every minute of it...!!!!

[Gringo]

I think Gringo has his hands full

Busy hands are happy hands.

[Parapapam]

Never Argue with a Woman

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
Cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,
And begins to read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

The officer should have replied, "I will arrest you for prostitution, based on the same logic."

Mike

[striper swiper]

The officer should have replied, "I will arrest you for prostitution, based on the same logic."

Mike

Mike he's a cop thinking isn't on the job description. (that was told to me by a cop so save me the flame job)

[La Gringa]

The officer should have replied, "I will arrest you for prostitution, based on the same logic."

Mike

Not quite...!!! There is no talk of exchanging money...!!!

[Gringo]

Since when would a Game Warden start thinking he was a vice cop? I am pretty sure there is no way he would have the authority to arrest someone for prostitution.

She, on the other hand, certainly does have the ability to charge him with attempted sexual assaults.