OK Team Gringos (I think the plural of Gringa/Gringo is masculine if one of them is...? My Spanish is lacking). Aren't we being a bit too literal? Let me revise and restate my joke:

The officer should have replied, "I will charge or file a complaint against you for having all the equipment to solicit prostitution, based on the same logic."

There was never any talk of fishing either....... never mind. It wasn't that funny anyway.

Mike

P.S. Rich when are we going squiding?