Need some help rigging spreader bars

[Squidnation]

Here's the deal - We are in the beginning stages of preparing Daisy 3 -How to rig a Squidnation Spreader Bar. I would like to include the Sf.com community in the preperation of the film. Quite frankly, I don't know of a more fishing talented, savvy, honest, well prepared, sick, demented, perverted group of anglers. So I am asking the board to give me some one liners that Daisy may enjoy using during the taping of Daisy 3 - how to Rig a Spreader Bar. Of course their is a prize for all this nonsense. The Grand Prize winner will get the actual spreader bar that daisy rigged, Autographed of course. If that person lives close enough they may even get invited to the filming (i stress maybe). I have to check with daisy first, she is the shy type . Other prizes will be awarded as well. I will also ask a few board members to be on the panel of judges (2 others) to choose winners. In case you missed the first two Daisy videos I have attached them below.

Deadline will be Dec -1. Filming will be sometime in the winter. I may even take a bar and some squids to Costa Rica with me and have one of the Beatle Bar Girls do a spanish version.

Part 1

http://www.sportfishermen.com/movies/fishing_videos/235

part 2

http://www.sportfishermen.com/movies/fishing_videos/349

[paul708]

NOW WHEN YOU GRAB THESE BY THE BASE AND SQUEEZE TO RIG YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THEM SQUIRTING

[paul708]

when setting up a line(of squids) to do, i like the last one to be longer (further back) than the rest

[Double D]

Squids, like many other things come in all sizes. But if you really want to get the attention of the big girls, size does matter. This here 12 incher always does it for me

You'll be needing a cameraman at the beatle bar, I assume?

[Squidnation]

DD - I thought you were a player non contendo in this gig since you were bringing your own coconuts to the forest.

[Double D]

A fella can dream, can't he?

[POON MAN]

Squiddy

what we stress during manufacturing is

Balance ,measuring each chain with stops set up so that each leg is identical for symmetry.

Weight , weighing each bait to get it with in Grams of each other

Hang test , hang it up to make sure it is all balanced once fully assembled

Chafe Gear , tube on all terminal connections

[Cowboy]

"Small squids are nice sometimes and the more the better, we don't always need 12 inchers to fill our spread"

I can almost hear daisy saying that

[hunt4fish]

Now grab the squid firmly and slid it down until it stops.

Sometimes a little lubrication is needed to slid the corks deep into the squids.

Squidnation has the only 12 inchers you'll see me handle.

[hunt4fish]

I like my men like my Squiudnation Squids,Natural and Large.