need a good laugh

[tater]

thought this was funny, hope you do as well.............ALABAMA

A man walked into the produce section of this local supermarket and asked to buy a half head of lettuce.

The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager: "Some asshole wants to buy a half head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, and he quickly added, "And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"

"Alabama, sir" the boy replied.

"Well, why did you leave Alabama?" the manager asked.

The boy said, "Sir, there's no one there but whores and football players!"

"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Alabama."

"No shit?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"

[matey8941]

hahah gooood one....is there any chance ur the mate for bodacious sport fishing....cause i met this guy nicknamed tater

[flatbottom]

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[Bay Fishin]

thatsa good one

[JimH]

Matey, I think Tater lives in Swansboro, NC. I might be wrong- could be a tater of another color! It is a good joke!

[matey8941]

Matey, I think Tater lives in Swansboro, NC. I might be wrong- could be a tater of another color! It is a good joke!

yea then thats not the tater i was thinking bout thanks

[TOO EZ]

I really do love Alabama