Need advice re: panties

[Zummie]

So, being newly single after 24 years of marriage it is obvious that I am not used to the modern dating scene. I have noticed lately that when I have taken a date out to dinner, my date will usually mention near the end of the meal "By the way, I'm not wearing any panties." This has happened on at least 5 occasions now with different women and although I understand that the lady is making it clear that she is available for some after dinner festivities I am always at a loss as to what my response should be. "Oh, that's nice" just doesn't seem to cut it.

Any advice here is appreciated.

[Fishypantsmagoo]

ask her what the dessert of the night is
strawberry short cake or peaches and cream

[hubris 1]

I would say your response has to be one of the following, [you do accept a credit card right?] [Is it guaranteed Ill have a happy ending?] [ Im no Elliott Spitzer, this really is my first time]

Fess up zummie, If you have had 5 dates and they all say that, How Fat are they? No woman today talks like that unless its part of the agreement. In my opinion, one of you, or both of you, are PIGS!

[Curmudgeon]

You need to date a higher class of women ...

[hubris 1]

You need to date a higher class of women ...

Liberals are stupid, Now a proven fact.




If thats what hes dating, imagine his wife. Oops, excuse me, ex wife. Everyday I see another reason to never think like a liberal. Hes got all the answers for society, cant figure out how to respond to a hooker. Despite the fact, its still someones daughter.

[marine4003]

Liberals are stupid, Now a proven fact.




If thats what hes dating, imagine his wife. Oops, excuse me, ex wife. Everyday I see another reason to never think like a liberal. Hes got all the answers for society, cant figure out how to respond to a hooker. Despite the fact, its still someones daughter.

Oh,Snap !!

[bigfish4me]

Wow Zum nuts......leaving yourself wide open here, if they were indeed women I have to agree with my esteemed colleague hubrs.....they are probably not wearing them because they dont make them that big.....your first clue should have been the flower printed moo-moo she was wearing.......you see I am from the north so eating establishments are a little different than down south I guess.....my question is where do you go out to eat that serves food in a trough?....surely you went hogging and not the way Frank...aka seapower does....I am even going to quote ole Deepy.....did you find some oink to boink?

I am going to go against the grain of the other opinions here based on my impressions of you......they were not women, they were not wearing "panties" because they were boxers.....your first clue should have been running in to your date in the mens room

[bigfish4me]

ask her what the dessert of the night is
strawberry short cake or peaches and cream

More like a banana split....or a cannoli.....but hey if thats the way zum-skull wants to roll......I personally thnk he is trying to set something up with lowtide so they can share tips on how to hide the adams apple when they dress up for a night on the town

[jaws]

I would say your response has to be one of the following, [you do accept a credit card right?] [Is it guaranteed Ill have a happy ending?] [ Im no Elliott Spitzer, this really is my first time]

Fess up zummie, If you have had 5 dates and they all say that, How Fat are they? No woman today talks like that unless its part of the agreement. In my opinion, one of you, or both of you, are PIGS!

Now, That's Funny

[Reefraft]

[QUOTE=hubris 1;1784082]Liberals are stupid, Now a proven fact.



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