Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving

[LuckyLady]

Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

[Parsifal]

My goodness LL, what got into you?

[LuckyLady]

I'm going to blame it on Admin! Its all his fault! Big jerk he is

Really nothing.. When I find funny things I share! I got to keep you guys awake here.... Content content content eyeballs eyeballs eyeballs = views and stats

Now if the joke was gender reversed no one would read it So with that all said I kind of have to cater to the ones I am out numbered by.

I can stop posting if ya'll want?

[lowtide]

My goodness LL, what got into you?

Obviously a big one............................... she forgot to add -

> shove it in my balloon knot sideways.

[Parsifal]

I'm going to blame it on Admin! Its all his fault! Big jerk he is

Really nothing.. When I find funny things I share! I got to keep you guys awake here.... Content content content eyeballs eyeballs eyeballs = views and stats

Now if the joke was gender reversed no one would read it So with that all said I kind of have to cater to the ones I am out numbered by.

I can stop posting if ya'll want?

No, don't stop. Cater away.

[clt_capt]

17) cover it all in gravy

[marine4003]

Hey,that was great...now whats for dessert?

[LuckyLady]

Hey,that was great...now whats for dessert?

Not sure never got that text ! I am sure someone will start making a list of some sort!

[NeonPirate]

One more:

Hey, you really do make your own sauce!

And to quote the great philosopher George Carlin:
"Have you ever noticed that you never get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed."

[Agitated88]

Couple additions...

"Honey, your mom's is way moister than yours…”

“Sweetheart, I love your rolls...”