Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving

[Parsifal]

That's one big bird.

[worldcat lemon]

"Wanna spread this tasty rub on my meat before I put it in your oven?"

"I like to lick the skin before moving on to the juicy meat"

"grandpa sure got his fill of grandma's white breast this year but he really was looking for a little dark meat on the side cuz it tastes better and is more moist"

If your meat falls in the pie it kinda tastes funny after a while"

"Cranberries on my punkin's pie really does it for me"