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Master Card Wedding


You've got to love this guy.


This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It made the


local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the



wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.



He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at



their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family & to especially thank his



new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.



As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped



to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, were an envelope. He stressed



that this was his gift to everyone, & asked them to open their envelope.



Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride having sex with his best friend, the best man.



The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier & had hired a private detective to tail them.



After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to his best



man & said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride & said, "F--- you!"


Then he turned back to the dumbfounded crowd & said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first



thing the following morning. While most people would have cancelled the Wedding



immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing



were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300+ guest


wedding & reception, & best of all, trashing the bride's & his best man's reputations in front of 300+ friends &



family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a Master Card



"PRICELESS" commercial out of this?





Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members & friends:


$32,000...



Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion:



$3,000...



Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui :



$8,500...



The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping his best man:



Priceless....



There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's


MASTERCARD!



"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches,



it's more like a jar of Jalapenos - - -



What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.


















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