My New Rolex

[Robja]

MY NEW ROLEX




My Neighbors.............. The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday.

I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex

It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."

[luv2fish67]

Some lesbian's bought the lot next to me, and are building a house themselves............I'm not sure if it's up to code.......It's all tongue & groove.
Not a stud in the place.!!!!

[clt_capt]

Q: Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?

A: Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

[luv2fish67]

Let's be honest for a second. The only good looking lesbians, are in **** films, and they are just actors. The truth is 95% of them are too ugly to get a date with a fella, so they date other ugly women. Not something I would want to watch.

I myself like dating homeless women.........That way I can drop them off anywhere.

[Big Fish Billy]

I love lesbians.......

[Billatstarbrite]

I am a raging lesbo. My wife doesn't mind.

[eppefour]

I read a statistic somewhere that said a large percentage of strippers and **** stars are in fact lesbians.
Just like all the good looking guys are gay

[Reel Fanatic]

Is it true that Rosie O'Donnell drowned this week?

I heard she was found face down in Ricki Lake.


Lesbians: Just another woman trying to do a man's job!