My new Audi & Friday the 13th - WTF !!!!

[rabcoman]

[lowtide]

NEED SOME ONE TO DO THE BODY WORK!!!!!!!!!!

Its already in the Dealers body shop, thanks anyway.

[lowtide]

Lowtide - Got three phone calls , about your little car incident today , one of the callers –stated - remember that “ Wise Ass Prick “ that was f—k—g with you , well he got what was coming to him ! Well , 1) it is a Damm Shame ,what happen to that Pretty little car . 2) I don’t think you’re a Wise Ass ? and 3) give me a call , I’ll buy Lunch and we can talk about your idol – what’s his name ? Hubris or is it Hubris 1 . HA! Ha! Cardinal Joe

Hey Cardinal Joe, was wondering what happened to you. I ll be in touch-

[penn24]

wow

[jbones11]

cover the hole up with your yamakah

[Ultralite]

Let's see.

CAR
Car gets me from A to B, usually for work. I can spend $7K in annual maintenance on the Ferrari and worry about putting it on the road, or I can spend less than $600 on the annual maintenance for my Honda Accord and have no real concerns about putting it one the road. Again, either one gets me from A to B and with basically the same outcome: I'm at work.

BOAT
Boat gets me from point A to where ever the Flock I want to go with no lines to follow, minimal traffic and usually at the end point there's a whole lot of fun involved. The annual maintenance can be up there with the pricey Ferrari, but the enjoyment derived far exceeds that of the Ferrari or the Honda. Besides, I can get laid in the boat. Try that in a Ferrari.

[lowtide]

Let's see.

CAR
Car gets me from A to B, usually for work. I can spend $7K in annual maintenance on the Ferrari and worry about putting it on the road, or I can spend less than $600 on the annual maintenance for my Honda Accord and have no real concerns about putting it one the road. Again, either one gets me from A to B and with basically the same outcome: I'm at work.

BOAT
Boat gets me from point A to where ever the Flock I want to go with no lines to follow, minimal traffic and usually at the end point there's a whole lot of fun involved. The annual maintenance can be up there with the pricey Ferrari, but the enjoyment derived far exceeds that of the Ferrari or the Honda. Besides, I can get laid in the boat. Try that in a Ferrari.

Honda or Ferrari --------- you need to follow these instructions !!!!!!!!!!

1. Go to ATM and pull out 100 bucks.
2. Go to local bar and purchase 12 pack of beer [ 20 bucks ]
3.Drive to AC and pick up hooker [ one with prferably large fake tits, completley shaved down and Neg HIV test results in hand = 60 bucks
4. go to parking garage, drink beer, get a load on and bend said hooker [ with bolt on toys] over said vehicle hood and drill for oil.
5. Leave the ***** in the parking garage, only having to clean up with a tissue, drive to Mcdonalds and spend remaining 20 bucks on a happy fuc**n meal.
6. posting said pics of night on this site and watching posts accumulate = priceless...............

[lowtide]

cover the hole up with your yamakah

where is your sister ??????? would love to knock her head off !!!







.

[nautiduck]

LT you can tell Ultralite has never owned or been in a Ferrari. Ive gotten laid in, on, beside, even standing in my old Ferrari. As for a boat being more fun, maybe, but I guarantee that when I was in my late 20's leaving BAR Pittsburgh or any other club in my Ferrari it was usually leading to a fun night.

[Cardinal Joe]

Honda or Ferrari --------- you need to follow these instructions !!!!!!!!!!

1. Go to ATM and pull out 100 bucks.
2. Go to local bar and purchase 12 pack of beer [ 20 bucks ]
3.Drive to AC and pick up hooker [ one with prferably large fake tits, completley shaved down and Neg HIV test results in hand = 60 bucks
4. go to parking garage, drink beer, get a load on and bend said hooker [ with bolt on toys] over said vehicle hood and drill for oil.
5. Leave the ***** in the parking garage, only having to clean up with a tissue, drive to Mcdonalds and spend remaining 20 bucks on a happy fuc**n meal.
6. posting said pics of night on this site and watching posts accumulate = priceless...............

PRICELESS - Only $60.00 !!!!!!!!!!!!! Cardinal Joe