My girlfriend.....

[pitch bait]

Well she is a really good girl I have to admitt. I leave here for months at a time to go fishing and do what ever else I can get myself into or out of (jail), just kidding. I never worry that she is cheating on me or doing anything wrong, she isnt that type of girl ( I dont think). This week I have had a pretty bad week, a couple jobs gone, bad people dont want to pay, the Eagles lost. All I wanted was to be left alone for a couple days. I told her Im not alot of fun right now, so hang out with your mom, they are real close. She did, and then today she comes storming in my house and I was in the middle of tying seawitches. Holly shit it was As*holes and elbows she was cursing yelling I didnt know what happen. When I could finally understand her she was jelious of my fishing tackle. Not another woman or a dog but a couple of chunks of lead decorated with different colored hair and a whole bunch of wax thread wrapped around it. I couldnt even get one word in and she told me "you can enjoy yourself Valentines day eating dinner with your rusty fishing hooks and your damn seawitches." She stormed out my front door and Im thinking all this would have never happened if my Daddy was here. As soon as she stepped foot on that white carpet with her shoes on she would have been clothes lined and stoped right there. Man what a great time for him to be in a Mexico. Sitting there in total shock, I have never in my life seen her this way, and feeling half bad for myself cause an As@ chewing I did recieve. I thought to myself, you know Bobby she is right she always did want the best for you. She wants me to spend the money I would have spent on dinner and replace those rusty hooks. What a great girl..... This is a true story, this is the way Im going to look at it so I dont feel bad spending the dinner money on fishing tackle. I hope nobody has to experience anything like this before the holiday, but if so im available for help. I think Meltons is running a sale.

[Chilli]

Well Pitch Bait... I know what you mean... Something in the woman gene that really chaps their hide when they are replaced by inanimate objects... What ever they may be...

My girl has, at least for now, accepted the fact that we have spreader bars for drapes and spools of Seagur for coasters... I'm sure that the volcano of her emotions is brewing away all the time... Although all is well at my house right now, I too see a day in my future when the pressure will build to eruption levels... The key is give it a chance to vent every once in a while.. A weekend away at the beach, an unannounce trip to some rediculus resturant, or an unexpected gift all seem to work well shifting the focus back onto her...

Keep your chin up... She'll come to see how your doing in a few days and you can show her that although your sea witchs are indead a thing of beauty, she has merits too.

[thetackletrap]

Really good luck with that there situation bud....I too went threw that, fortunately in my situation it didn't work out for us, but thats a different story. I would suggest what chilli said and those abrubt eexplosions of frustrations will help the both of you in time. I would however not suggest buying a boat for her..I'd go with shoes and stuff like that. Maybe a movie ticket and dinner out!

[WAHOONBOX]

I'VE BEEN A SCOUNDREL..............A HOAGE..........A WHOREDAWG.........NOT TO MENTION I'VE BEEN A SORRY AS# IN DECADES PAST...............

BUT NOW,.........I'M A TRUE, CERTIFIABLE PROFESSIONAL...........UH,...A....UH,........WELL WHATEVER.......!!!!!

I CAN WRITE THE BOOK ON LOST LOVES ...GIRLS I DROPPED LIKE A HOT POTATOE.......GIRLS IN EVERY PORT......GIRLS LEFT IN EVERY PORT.........GIRLS THAT UNSCREWED MY HEAD AND CRAPPED DOWN MY NECK AND SUCH..........YES SIR..........I MAY JUST WRITE THAT BOOK ALSO

IN FACT BOBBY .........I'M GOING TO RUN UP A SAILFISH FLAG WITH A PINK RIBBON SEWN IN....AND LEAVE IT AT HALF MAST ON THE "RUN-OFF" TIL YOUR GIRL FRIEND GETS HER SENSES ABOUT HER......IF I NEED TO, I'LL CHARTER A PLANE AT THE EXPENSE OF www.sportfishermen.com AND FLY IN AND HAVE A TALK WITH HER..........MAYBE ONE ON ONE, AND THEN A SIT DOWN WITH THE BOTH OF YOU.....WE CAN EVEN TALK ABOUT THE "GOOD OL DAYS" IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN.....HMMMMM..OF COURSE, I'LL BE DISCREET ...."WHAT HAPPENS ON THE BOAT STAYS ON THE BOAT" ATTITUDE.............

I'M GOING TO RETURN ON THIS ONE..........WITH A STORY UNMATCHED..........PITCH, ...HELL............THIS IS MINOR..........THIS AIN'T SHIP DUDE!!!!! YOU WANT A SOB STORY....I'LL GIVE YA A SOB STORY!!!

DR.WAHOONOFFICE.......standin by........I CAN SEE IT NOW: THE FIRST FISHING FORUM IN THE WORLD TO HOST A FORUM CALLED ..."ANGLER VERSUS GIRLFRIEND - PROBLEM SOLVING ... COUNSELING SERVICE" .....JUST CLICK HERE FOR DETAILS......HMMM

[thetackletrap]

WAHOONBOX You are onto something here. I'm smelling a little new reality tv series here to continue to litter American's after dinner brains. If you want I'll elect you editor and producer. John will be the president, since he's the owner and I'll be mangaer of film staff, and all the members here will be the actors.
Take One Sence One...Action- (Stage: Cape May at Bobby's house...)

Will bring in Chilli and switch spouses and see how he reacts to the situation, then we can alter things up and bring in Eppefour for a totaly different scenario. I think this will bring in a whole new outlook to sportfishermen.com!!!

[Chilli]

TT,

I'm in....

Perhaps Pitch should just leave her a bouquet of sea witchs on the table and go fishing...

Ought to be on heck of a show.... We could call it "Gone for months, home for days. How the other half live"

Marty will have this whole thing patched up in no time... As I understand it he has worked some very divine intervention in the past...

[thetackletrap]

"Gone for months, home for days. How the other half live"

I like it, you're in!!

[WAHOONBOX]

IN CASE THIS REALITY THING GROWS AND THE SHOW IS A HIT..........I NOMINATE "PITCH" TO HOLD THE TITLE OF.............. "TALENT SCOUT"............EXECUTIVE TALENT SCOUT!

[thetackletrap]

Its gotta be a hit. It seems like Fox will air anything at least for one day. THey put that pro bass fisherman on the bachelor show and the only reason I know is because my mom told me that it looks like I may stand a chance someday. I just had to respond with "thanks mom...I feel the Love already"

[Glenn W]

Damifino guys. There ain't enough room on this server to list all the FU's I've done w/ women-- I'm getting better though.
Last year about this time I got the vibes she just wasn't happy about something. " Honey, if it's all right, I'm going fishing for a couple days next week"--- " Fine, do what ever you want" ( that "Fine" word is a dead give away that something ain't copasetic).
Got to thinking to myself---" Self, you ought to go out and get her something really special for Valentine's day"-- so I did. I ran into one of her girlfriends the next day who asked me if I had remembered Valentines day coming up . I said " Yup, went out and got her a nice little pair in gold". The girls must have talked cause the little lady was bubbly as Champange the day before V day.
Next morning, bring out two semi wrapped boxes and give them to her, waiting for the reaction of the surprise---
" Penn Internationals?---FINE!"
"Dam, honey, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were a Shimano girl"
So see, ya just got to communicate.