Must choose 1 .

[lowtide]

Would you rather eat the inside contents of a vacuum cleaner bag ?????

OR

Eat 1/4 pound of toenail clippings ????????


We're talking a Kirby vacuum with great suction and toenail clippings from some fat disgusting sweaty guy, kinda like most here on the site.

[Hatterized]

the $$$ you could save by not buying them high priced hoes....you could buy a Dyson....and they are "douche" bagless.....

[mvsusaf]

In China they use nails to make some kind of medicine.

[FlounderPounder]

Dude, you seem to have the mentality of a pimply-faced 11 year old.

[lowtide]

Dude, you seem to have the mentality of a pimply-faced 11 year old.

blow me

[NY Bearhunter]

CAN YOU USE GRAVY OR HOT SAUCE...

[Big Fish Billy]

Dude, you seem to have the mentality of a pimply-faced 11 year old.

HE knows that...but he likes it that way I guess.....

[Agitated88]

Dude, you seem to have the mentality of a pimply-faced 11 year old.

I actually stumbled across LT’s autobiography…I cut out a little excerpt for your viewing pleasure…it should be very enlightening.

...the details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it


Lighten up FP…LT’s just having fun.

[lowtide]

I have a book signing tomorrow at 1:00PM in the CapeMay abortion clinic.

PS. That shit is some funny stuff !!!!!!

[lowtide]

CAN YOU USE GRAVY OR HOT SAUCE...

neither - must use puss.