Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "
pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you
to the promised land".
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your
asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
camels, and mortgaged the promised land!
Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care
Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security,
retirement funds, etc... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a
freakin' call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck....