MORNING SEX

[Cardinal Joe]

She was standing in the kitchen

Preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,

Wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake,

She turned and said softly,

'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought,

'I am either still dreaming or

This is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment,

I embraced her and then gave it my all;

Right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned

To the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken!'

Cardinal Joe

[Big Fish Billy]

She was standing in the kitchen

Preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,

Wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake,

She turned and said softly,

'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought,

'I am either still dreaming or

This is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment,

I embraced her and then gave it my all;

Right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned

To the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken!'

Cardinal Joe

Hard or Soft Boiled?

[clt_capt]

I didn't know ****** worked that quickly

[don'thaveaboat]

I didn't know ****** worked that quickly

I don't think it does, the part he left out was he was a little limp, good one.